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What beer does Sisyphus drink?

Rolling Rock

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Now her jokes are almost as flat as her chest.

2. Any joke can be funny with the right delivery.

Except abortion jokes; there’s no delivery.

3. Did you hear about the blind rabbi?

He did Nazi them coming.

4. Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

5. My father died in 9/11

His last words were “Allah Akbar”

6. Living in Texas is a lot like being visited by the British.

Either way you lose your power.

7. Turn the water off, we’re not made of money.

So anyways, that’s why I am no longer working at three mile island

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9. What would nemo's father look for if he was black?

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